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t-honger 

Another name for a thong. A piece of sting that sits between the butt cheeks. It drives a man wild with thoughts of promiscous sexual encounters. Wearing a t-honger is sexier than wearing no underwear at all. Unlike normal g-strings, a t-honger can only be worn by women and comes only in size small and extra small.
Robby promised to save himself till marriage, but after seeing Lindsay in a laced t-honger he reneged his commitment and tapped that ass in the backseat of his minivan.
t-honger by P-nigs January 22, 2011
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Briggsy's Thong 

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
Briggsy's Thong by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!
the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.
eh mate, where you get your thongs from?
thong by mint chip girl May 13, 2011

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!
I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!
absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011