T-bone

When walking and you hit your side/hip on an object preferably a table.

no need for an example, everyone does it. You probably got t-boned earlier today.

by mysterysaintQ January 21, 2014

T Bone

A kid who just talks louder in an argument when he realizes he has lost

"T Bone you know you can get hypothermia for icing your foot for too long"
"Bull Shit it's simple thermodynamics"
okay, your wrong T Bone, but keep telling yourself that

by Brother Bonecrusher January 29, 2011

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 8, 2004

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010

t-bone

a nickname to give yourself or someone you like.

Hey man can i call you T-Bone?
most people call me ... but you can call me t-bone!

by Mastikator November 2, 2004

T-bone

When a guy Tbags with a boner.

I dipped my balls in her mouth while I had a hard on. I finally T-boned her.

by DefinitelyNotHippie August 17, 2019

T-bone

A nickname that sounds cool at first, but later a person realizes why that person is so nicknamed. Especially applicable if that person did something stupid to receive said nickname.

Hey have you met T-bone
No, but cool nickname
Actually he walked into a parked car.
Wow that is a T-bone.

by Jewtang Forever December 14, 2009