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1. t-boned
When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"
"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"
by Monica Feb 28, 2004 share this
2. T-Boned
When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.
3. t-boned
when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.
"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."
4. T-boned
The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire
"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"
5. t-boned
when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of thomas ousterhout
d'd'd'd damn. that girl just got t-boned!!!
by chris gorman Apr 6, 2005 share this
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