Sword

A piece of sharpened metal. It comes in many different styles, ranging from the curve-bladed katana to the Medieval longsword to the fencing epee, foil, and sabre used in the modern sport. The blade can we sharp on the tip, one side, both sides, or even completely dull. A handle is preferrable, but some sword fighters prefer to cut their own hands off when sword fighting, and thus often find themselves falling to pieces in a fight.
I swung my sword at my opponents chest, hoping to slice him in half.
by The Kestrel January 07, 2005
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Sword

(v) To stab, wound, eviscerate, gore, impale, and so on with the military armament of the same name.
Alex was sworded by an irate bus driver.
by Bubba December 15, 2004
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Sword

Term used as a substitute for peace. In the New Testament of The Bible, Jesus says that He is here not to bring peace to the world, but a sword. The same should be for SPFC's and Christians.
Man: "I'll see you later. Peace!"

SPFC/Christian: "Sword."

Man: "What did you say?"

SPFC/Christian: "I said sword. It is a term used as a substitute for peace. Therefore, I return your greeting to you in this form"

Man: "Oh. Okay then. Good Bye."

SPFC/Christian: "God Bless."

Instead of saying: "May peace be on to you", you can say "May you wield your sword" or "May you carry your cross".
by Gods_Warrior October 09, 2010
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Swording

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.
by Getsomewhiteshirt November 25, 2018
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no sword

When a man loses his 'manhood'. The term sword is an innuendo for the male penis.
Abi - Haha you suck at Swords Ben.
AJ - Well it's because he has a broken sword!
Abi - It must suck having to live life with a broken sword.
Ben - I would rather have no sword then a broken sword.
by Alijohn April 20, 2008
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sworded

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed
"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"
by KHD September 25, 2003
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The Sword

A ridiculous good heavy metal band formed in 2003 hailing from Austin Texas. They remind me of why I love metal in the first place. Their sound is a throwback to old school metal acts like Black Sabbath. While not the most technical band out there(there riffs kick ass though), but god damn are their songs catchy. Everyone of their songs are equally as amazing, and none of them feel like filler at all. Their lyrics mostly center on Norse and other mythological stories.

No overly wanky guitar solos, no constant double bass, no stupid cookie monster growling vocals. Just pure, raw, old-school heavy metal. The Sword is what metal is all about and are the best modern metal band within a decade.

Current albums:
Age of Winters - 2006
Gods of the Earth - 2008

All their songs are available on their myspace or youtube pages, so just type in The Sword to hear them all.(I'm not allowed to post links).

I will never forgive myself for missing them at the Metallica concert back in January
The Sword kicks your fucking ass.
by I hope Skrillex dies July 11, 2009
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