1 definition by Neil deGrasse Tys0n
A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”
We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 29, 2018