Swizzler
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Swizzler
One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.
"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."
Swizzler by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009
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Swizzler
The act of takeing any store bought twizzler and shoving it into your peehole then force feeding to a victem of choice.
Snowman Swizzler
When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"
Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010
Strawberry Swizzler
Strawberry Swizzler by Swizzlerstix February 10, 2019
Shit Swizzler
(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.
(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it
(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it
(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"
Shit Swizzler by The40thrainbow February 11, 2017