To "swink" someone, or to be swinking, is to cum in a girls face while totally and completely drunk and high at a party. All while being taped.
by Jetslag970 October 26, 2012
by swinker October 22, 2013
When somone or a group of people are very tired, or when they are drunk. Some people also use the word swinko, although it means the same thing. The actual word's origins come from the Old english word ''Swink'' where it meant ''to labour'' or ''slave,'' although after centuries it as picked up the slang meaning of being tired/lazy/drunk.
''Ah sorry mate, can't do tonight, i'm proper swink''
''That boy over there's acting bare swinko''
''Ah fucking hell, them mans are swink''
''That boy over there's acting bare swinko''
''Ah fucking hell, them mans are swink''
by Loco toco. September 17, 2009
When one or the other eye of someone under the influence of marijuana's has become so squinted that it temporarily closes, resulting in a slow motion wink.
Stoned+wink=swink
Stoned+wink=swink
by dozombiespoop July 30, 2015
a sexual position/technique in which two gay men(most likely of irish descent) pound each other in the ass furiously.
After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.
After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.
by watermelons March 27, 2004
1. Any act directed toward one's significant other that exhibits self-destructive, emotionally abusive, or inconsistent behavior.
2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head.
3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice.
4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.
2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head.
3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice.
4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.
When your girlfriend moves across the country to be with you, but has to go "home" for a cardiology appointment, you have ample opportunity to "Swink" it. Also known as: ignoring her and letting her find you on several dating websites saying you're wealthy, single, and looking for a relationship. Luckily for you, she will be 1800 miles away and therefore incapable of doing anything about it. You will have zero consequences and can easily pretend she doesn't exist. Also known as: you are a spineless cheating bastard.
If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..
If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..
by unanimous32 September 25, 2012
A term used to describe the act of a guy putting his thumb in his butt-hole while doing another guy in the butt.
Tim: You wanna have gay sex later?
Cody: Only if I can swink myself at the same time!
Tim: Good deal.
Cody: Only if I can swink myself at the same time!
Tim: Good deal.
by M5/BB December 5, 2010