Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes
Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes
by charles_on_a_horse March 20, 2011
A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.
"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"
by Captaingogog November 01, 2009