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Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes
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A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.
"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"
by Captaingogog November 01, 2009
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