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Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
Girl:"You're so swageric."
Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012
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swagernförde
Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.
"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."
Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.
Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.
swagernförde by MackeTris August 26, 2012
swazer
A multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them classy. The Swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers Saturday ensemble.
Patrick Swayze: Hey man that's a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.
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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.
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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.
swazer by PatrickSwazer June 14, 2016
Swager
Swager - pronounced with a long "a" - that is, rimes with "cage" not "cap". It is tool used to crimp or bend metal. The other definitions were poor definitions of Swagger - notice the second "g" causing the word to rime with "cap" not "cage".
Anglers use a swager to crimp sleeves onto fishing line to make a secure loop at the end of the line. If they do it well they are entitled to swager
Swager by pedantic piscator November 5, 2009