It is not uncommen for Soccer mom to driver with a cell phone stuck in her ear and trying to yield a 2 ton vehicle with one hand.
Be alert for these. They are often seen upside down, swerving heavily, or 3 feet away from the outside traffic line, or augerred into the hillside.
While they do offer 4 Wheel drive Soccer Moms and yuppies never have a use for this feature. The only off-road duty these see is when they back up into the flower bed.
Commonly driven by anyone who feels like it. Blocks the view of people pulling out of parking spaces and the like.
Much bigger than most other cars, thus considerably more collision-safe (though less well-guarded in terms of rollover).
But, hey, I'll get there alive.
So don't pester me with questions
Like "What would GANDHI drive??"
~God Bless My SUV, Capital Steps
American: That be those them SUV dilly's. Them mom's like to drive thos big buggers. *spit*
1) Fullsized- overbuilt, overpowered four-wheel-drive beheemouths with more luxury than a 4star hotel i.e. Esclades, Excursions, Navigators, Hummers
2) "Crossovers"- underbuilt, underpowered wuss-mobiles designed so that some people can feel good that they are not driving a tank when in fact, they are even worse because they still waste fuel and space, drive like idiots and should really be driving a van or car. Forgein companies from Asia and Europe often sell these too.
3) Suburbans- Still a full-sized SUV with luxury and four-wheel-drive, but actually designed to tow and work. idiots from catagory 1 still buy suburbans, but so do people who actually work the truck like a truck.