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1.
You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
by michelleywords June 10, 2011
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2.
The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.
When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!
by We wanna be WANGSTAS! April 21, 2011
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3.
when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 March 03, 2014
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