Sun Dialing

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.

“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Russian Sun Dial

When you or your partner have an all around sunburn, then you have sex. It is intended for people who REALLY want it hardcore.

Hey Glenda, I have a massive sunburn, wanna give me a Russian Sun Dial?

by Uffishal May 14, 2011

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022