Top Definition
A person, often a bastard, whose job or role, is rendered redundant if not in a suit or business attire.
Your boss is a Suitbastard
Yorboss is a Suitbastard
That suited person you hate is a Suitbastard
Politicians are Suitbastards
Church of Latter Day Saints are Suitbastards
Market Traders are Suitbastards
Traders in Future Derivatives are Suitbastards
Yuppies are Suitbastards
Church of Scientology are the Church of Suitbastards
Bankers
by Ginger Chris January 19, 2012

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