by christ_rossi May 01, 2023
Suckmate generally refers to a situation that simply sucks. However Suckmate more closely resembles a situation in which you can't escape without falling into more suck. Suckmate is a portmanteau of the words Suck and Checkmate.
Jeremy: Dude, I am so bored right now.
Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?
Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.
Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.
Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.
Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.
Jeremy: We broke up...
Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.
Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?
Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.
Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.
Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.
Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.
Jeremy: We broke up...
Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.
by The Hammer of Wisconsin September 08, 2009