A strawberry donut is a very complex sexual procedure in which u give your partner anal so hard and fast that she starts to bleed. Upon doing this to complete the procedure you must stik your bloody penis into the mouth of your partner.Leaving a red ring around the rim of her mouth.
Oh man is that lipstick on her? naw dude she just got a strawberry donut by me, haha.
When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.
When you’re performing the act of anal, and she looks back at you and says to stop because she has to poop. So you bear down even deeper and tell her to shit around it. The result is a glazed rose bud with a chocolate ring, of which resembles a strawberry filled chocolate donut.
Eric: “Bro, I’m trying to spice up the sex life with this new girl I’m with. She’s into some nasty shit too.”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand