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A guy that comes off as, and claims to be straight, but is really a fake and gay.
Erika: No, Johnny can't be gay, he seems straight and told me he was.

Mike: Well it didn't seem that way when i was in his bed all day yesterday with him.

Erika: Wow! What a straike.
by thesun1 October 19, 2009

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