Stop and Start

When interrupted in the middle of masturbation by something like the phone ringing, one "Stops", answers the phone, and then "Starts" again.

I was in the middle of a good wank, and had a stop and start when the electrician called.

Stop and Start by Bodukeboduke December 15, 2008

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stop typing and start skyping

When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.

Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"

stop typing and start skyping by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

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Stop the cap and start the queue

An expression that means for players or team-members within a gaming lobby (most often in a voice-chat) to stop messing around/wasting time and to start the queue to get into a game.

Person 1: "Bro I swear, Naz is the cringiest bitch I know. Why do we keep playing League of Legends with her-"

Person 2: "Stop the cap and start the queue"

Stop the cap and start the queue by slobonalog April 29, 2023

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Stop getting under him and start getting over him

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

Stop getting under him and start getting over him by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023

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Stop being a dad and start being a daddy

Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)

Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?

Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!

Stop being a dad and start being a daddy by LoganHarlock January 21, 2018

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