Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

370H55V

Look at it upside down.

Unfortunately, there is nothing to use for "V", so it will not work using just numbers (That would be HILARIOUS if it did), and 4 does not always look like an upside down "h" (and it looks like a lowercase h).
U R A 370H55V

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

eight incher

A penis that is 8 inches long. Approximately 20 cm.

I wish I had an eight incher.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 09, 2015

defoxify

To unlearn the false information which one has heard on Fox News.

Sarah: I just heard Tucker Carlson tell me that gay jewish muslim communist atheist Mexicans are coming over the border to steal our jobs and teach our children how to kill their babies and have sex with other men.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.

by CedricDoodlehopper January 23, 2023

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Digga

A black guy with a shovel

I know a digga who's good at digging holes.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 08, 2015

Word can't be blank

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Example should include the word "Word can't be blank"

by CedricDoodlehopper November 14, 2013