The mysterious extra stomach dessert-lovers possess that allow them to eat dessert even after the "regular" stomach is completely full of non-dessert food.
The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.
The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.
MOM: Finish your dinner.
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!
(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!
(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)
by fossilgirl June 4, 2009
A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.
I've got a stomach bud. OR
looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.
looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.
by Kommodore March 20, 2009
When one's stomach punishes one in a just manner for eating something that one knew better than to eat.
by Mongoose87 April 12, 2009
What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.
Aka diarrhea.
Aka diarrhea.
-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011
by UrbanDoughnut March 24, 2022
A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.
If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
by SneakySocks June 17, 2005
by Trufaith July 27, 2014