8 definitions by SneakySocks

monkey toes

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Treasure Butt

A person with a flat ass. It is called "treasure butt" because it is hidden, like treasure.

I can't fill out these friggin' jeans. DAMN MY TREASURE BUTT!!!

by SneakySocks May 24, 2004

friggin'

A multi-purpose adjective that could be placed in front of any noun to enhance a sentence. Could also be used to convey a feeling anger or frustration towards stupidity displayed by people.

This is so friggin' gay.
Where's the friggin' ketchup?
I can't start my friggin' car.
People are so friggin' stupid.
This friggin' rocks!

by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

geez laweez

A common expression used in lieu of "Oh my God," "Crap," "Here we go again..." etc.
Can be used by itself or in a sentence.

"Geez laweez, can you GET any stupider?"
"Geez laweez!" "Geez laweez... (sigh)"

by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

crap-on-rye

Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.

This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

silverchair

THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE. Thank you.

SILVERCHAIR! OH YEAH! SILVERCHAIR! need I say more?

by SneakySocks April 3, 2004

stomach hands

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.

If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!

You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.

Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!

by SneakySocks June 17, 2005