stitches

(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.

S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!

by Brittney Sade July 17, 2008

Stitch

A cute and cuddly alien that carries multiple firearms usually and committed hooliganism and made aliens from other planets and universes into slaves

Oh shit it's Stitch

by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022

Stitch

Stitch is a big blue alien fuck who wants Lilos pussy.

Yo why you gotta act like fuckin stitch...bitch

by aertyu March 6, 2018

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 8, 2005

stitch

a stupid bitch;

a female who is smart in school but doesnt have common sense

the stitch passed every class but couldnt walk without telling her self left right left right

by swelltel November 12, 2011

Stitch

a word Varun made up on the spot because he doesn't know english

"I have a stitch in my side!" "You mean a cramp?" "No, a stitch"

by CollegeIntellect March 16, 2018

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003