Stinkus Raynus Greekidopolis

The deep rooted, hereditary odor carried by greeks, most apparent in large males. Particles exuded from Greek male pheremones infiltrate local atmosphere, causing both damage and distres - in some cases leading to violent and aggressive behavior - to those subjected to said atmospheric conditions.

As a result of Nick's stinkus raynus greekidopolis, the class was unexplainably driven to a riot, killing the teacher and maiming two lunch ladies.