steved

To have rough sex with someone, then after your done fucking
Them you procede to cockslap the person in the back of the head while shouting I am invincible please eat my pantaloones. Then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.

Gravy-Train- I steved your mom last night

Fragster-Thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
Neo- not anymore
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Guy two- Dude wheres my girl
Guy one- I steved that bitch last night and left her on the corner

by Andre Summey December 11, 2006

steved

to get high on an hourly basis.

to be stoned, baked, high, anything involving drugs.

i am SOO steved right now.

by ChuXor October 21, 2003

steved

Also a term known by Apple Macintosh users. Refers to Apple's CEO Steve jobs, canceling a project in the company .

The Newton division got "steved" right after Steve Jobs came back to the company. He has never been happy with the newton PDA division.

by BigmacX July 8, 2004

steved

becoming so enraged that you punch holes in your neighbors wall or break rocks with your bare hands, may also include blacking out.

that foo got steved than a mufucka and punched my mom dude!!

by easy street April 26, 2005

steved

getting drunk and not getting layed

dude, that kid got so steved saturday night. He threw up on the girl he was macking on and went home alone.

by kortneydawn February 27, 2009

On Steve

A term used to take the place of on jesus or on god. Steve is Steve, don’t ask who he is.

Peter: Yo who’s steve bro?
Theo: On steve this dude trippin, Steve is Steve.

by WifeyBeThiccy October 19, 2021

Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart, you will never stop loving him.

yeah that's my best friend Steve.

by intheshadowsiwait September 29, 2011