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Steve Burns 

The first host of the popular kid's show Blue's Clues, known to kids as just "Steve". Contrary to many rumors, he is not dead and he is not a druggie. He left the show in 2002 to start his musical career. He currently has two albums on the market, "Songs for Dustmites" and "Deep Sea Recovery Efforts".
Kid 1: This new guy Joe is so awful! Whatever happened to Steve? Didn't he overdose on heroin or something?
Kid 2: Oh, Steve Burns? He's a musician now!
Kid 1: Oh, that's awesome!
Steve Burns by JohnnyLennon March 18, 2013
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Steven Burns

a man with a voice as seductive as Samuel L. Jackson, a personality as cunning as a cheetah, and also has the ability to command large numbers of people to partake in activities that are not always entirely legal.
Steven Burns by acultclassic November 9, 2010

Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it
Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it
Steven burns it by Noojo January 23, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012