The name given to all those people who seem to dazzle everyone with their expert knowledge on every subject known to man. There is none that can compare to Steve. There isn't a subject on Earth that Steve hasn't mastered. There isn't a question that Steve cannot answer. One who is a remarkably intelligent individual. Steve is not allowed to participate in game shows that requires general knowledge, ie, Jeopardy. Ordinary individuals tend to feel small and insignificant in the presence of a Steve. It's only natural to feel that way because not only are Steves incredibly smart, they are all talented and quite gifted in every aspect of life, including music and fine arts. Steves also have the most incredible physique. When one meets a Steve, they have to wonder if he could possibly be real, because that kind of perfection doesn't exist among ordinary men. Steves make Greek Gods look like fat, short, bald, toothless old men. A Steve will never realize how magnificent he is because they are all very humble and modest and they are not aware of the power they possess.
A person trying to figure out a solution to an extremely difficult problem-"Where is Steve when you need him?"

In a crowded public place when a person collapses while clutching their chest, a bystander calls out, "Is there a Steve in the house, please, we need a Steve immediately!"

One who is trying to impress others by putting on airs may hear-"Who do you think you are? Steve? Not hardly."

Many people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Steve pajamas.
by Steve63 February 11, 2010
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the invisible ninja-zebra that eats sugar and jumps on the couch
Steve is a zebra. he's invisible.
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An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is laid back, but is a natural born determined leader. He is ambitious, but is also prone to laziness. A Steve is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Steves are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As lovers, Steves are intimately affectionate, passionate and intense,so make sure you fasten your seat belt! A Steve will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your body's language of pleasure. Steves are adored by women, and are prone to promiscuity, so unless you a person of equal wit and intelligence good luck keeping them interested! A Steve can also be very mistrusting and unforgiving of others, and to shy observers, can come off as cold-hearted and intimidating.
Wow, the guy can only be a Steve!

Wait. Here comes Steve, he'll know what to do, he always does.

"Why didn't you go out with that guy?"

"Because he's a Steve."

"Ahhh, good call you could never keep up with a Steve."

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A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking after being with him it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and arrogant but this only adds to his magnetism. An intense person who works to hard and who needs to have more fun. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

Once you have a had a Steve you will never go back.
I love Steve with my heart and soul.
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From the Greek name Stephen. "Crown"
He is a sociable person; he has a pleasing personality; has a strong love for nature; a man who is a conscientious person; uses great care; he always has a smile on his face; he is a scholarly person; looks straight at the mark.
Steve Gavin was a loving father and husband.
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1. A masculine name with Greek Origins meaning 'crown' or 'garland'. Individuals with this name are highly respectable and possess highly desirable and wonderful traits. They are blessed with an abundance of talent, good fortune and wisdom

2. The cute adorable character from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. This character captured many hearts with his adorability and sweet disposition. He continues to 'steeeeeeeeve' is audiences in their dreams and in their waking lives.

3. the most amazing guy i've ever met and the last most perfect person i'll ever meet. He's extremely charming, handsome and enchanting brown eyes which melt my heart. He is dreamt about EVERY night without fail and truly, i don't think he knows how amazingly special and fabulous he is. Hopefully one day, he will realize just how incredible of a person he is. He is just as beautiful on the inside as he is out side with a charisma so intense, you can't resist but love him. He is one of a kind, a heaven sent. A man from the gates of heaven and i love him dearly.
1. a man with a name like Steve is certainly blessed with an abundance of wealth in life

2. steve: gummi bears

3. rita: girl you're so lucky to have Steve in your life. you should feel blessed
koko: you know. you're right... he's so amazing i can't even begin to explain to you.
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The most cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest, and smart. The sun of your day, and the moon of your night. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. No matter what, you can always rely on him, with whatever problems it may be, or even if it's jsut to warm up your day.
"steve in the best person you will ever meet."
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