by mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm January 27, 2009
Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.
by mugolf February 7, 2011
The act of posting false details of an illness to cover yourself with your work friends when you aren't really sick and are just blowing off work.
friend at loud bar: Hey, I thought you had a fever and were puking!
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
faker: No, that was just a case of statusitis.
by whimsychic November 23, 2010
Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!
Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it
Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it
by RJ758 November 16, 2018
Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.
Statusize in place - "You know when you don't respond I think about it for hours afterwards? But its pretty much OK. Cause I'd be thinking about you anyway."
by DACHASER January 24, 2010
Incessant facebook status updating daily, or in extreme cases hourly. Those who statusize use facebook as his or her own personal diary, documenting every waking thought down to the most mundane detail. The invention of Twitter was the single greatest moment in a statusizer's life.
by JMoneyThaIllest June 17, 2011
Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.
"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day
Someone: Glad you had a good day.
Someone else: Me too.
Someone: Why was it a good day?
Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.
etc.
Status: Had a great day
Someone: Glad you had a good day.
Someone else: Me too.
Someone: Why was it a good day?
Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.
etc.
by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010