Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"
by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011
by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2018
When two parties approaching each other in opposite directions on the sidewalk are both walking on the same side, and they both refuse to move to the other side of the sidewalk to avoid a collision.
I was walking down the street and some guy challenged me to a sidewalk standoff, but eventually he moved over to the other side. Pwned.
by Chemchemtrain January 30, 2009
When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
by kevinisrad December 17, 2013
Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.
by RODman September 13, 2013
by Light Joker October 10, 2006
Whenever someone eats any kind of sandwhich of burger on a sesame seed bun, and once finished proceeds to pick and eat the leftover sesame seeds off the plate or wrapper.
Dawn: Okay... are you done with you're roast beef sandwhiches? Let's go.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013