A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.
by djstan627 December 26, 2011
The act of setting your man's pubes on fire and squirting all over him to put it out while yelling "squirtle!"
by iron_ick August 22, 2016
by Frotaku October 7, 2019
a squirtle is when a chick has diarrhea and you are doin her in the pussy and you make her orgasm so much that she cums, pisses, and shits all at the same time
by happyjack5 September 10, 2009
the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.
by jack aniels October 13, 2017
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
by Naomi February 3, 2005