Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.

by dancingmaniac2 March 2, 2010

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

by SquirtleRaper981 June 29, 2009

When a women squirts or sprays on someone's face..

I was going down in the bitch and she squirtled on my fuckin face..

by HoustonUberGuy August 4, 2017

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.

John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.

by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

by C. Dub. January 26, 2007

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

by CoolCat97 June 18, 2015

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003