At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.
by beastfromtheregulareast February 26, 2011
by Melll123 November 27, 2011
The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.
Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.
by MeowDaddy69 April 26, 2016
a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.
the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!
by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011
The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.
by dancingmaniac2 March 2, 2010
The act of lighting your pubes on fire and having your girl put the fire out with her cum while she shoots bubbles out of her anus. (The reverse act of charizarding)
After I charizarded my slam piece last night she began squirtling me until bubbles filled the janitors closet
by Douggernuts June 22, 2017
A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!
Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
by SquirtleRaper981 June 29, 2009