a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.
Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".
Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.
Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.
by Ashley Potts February 19, 2009
It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º
by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016
When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020