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man squirrel 

a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.
Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".

Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.
man squirrel by Ashley Potts February 18, 2009
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Chiken-squirrel-man 

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

Squirrel Man 

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters
Squirrel Man by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.
"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"
squirell man by imsohairy February 24, 2009