Squirrel Hunt 

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.

Yo man, i just gave my girl a squirrel hunt!
Thats disqusting...

Squirrel Hunt by JFWLAX October 8, 2011

Dirt Squirrel Hunting 

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

Dirt Squirrel Hunting by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

dirt squirrel hunter 

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

dirt squirrel hunter by KeithW May 25, 2008

squirrel hunter 

A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."

Tracy McGrady is a little bit of a squirrel hunter

squirrel hunter by Professor Remus April 21, 2008

Squirrel Hunter 

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.

Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.

Squirrel Hunter by blaytard November 2, 2021

Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

Hunting the squirrel by Chrypt November 8, 2017

squirrelhunter 

1. An implication that you hunt and or kill squirrels

2. Any non-captive penguin

SquirrelHunter17 is a squirrelhunter

squirrelhunter by SquirrelHunter17 April 24, 2005