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dirt squirrel hunter 

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

squirrel hunter 

A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."

SquirrelHunter17

The leader of all penguins in a campaign to overthrow the tyrant squirrels that overrun the highly-populated areas of the world

Squirrel Hunter 

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
Squirrel Hunter by blaytard November 2, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026