one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.
*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
Did you see that dirt squirrelAndrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'