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(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.
squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010
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God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.
Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.
by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 19, 2012
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The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.
Hey babe, can I squidward you later??

He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?
by tentacle90 April 14, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.
hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.
by ? January 11, 2004
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The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.
OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD
via giphy
by MEEEEMES March 09, 2017
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When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.
Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.
by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016
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A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.
"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''
by CarlWheez April 06, 2017
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