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8.
The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.
John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k
by Hronk June 22, 2013
 
9.
The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.
Hey babe, can I squidward you later??

He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?
by tentacle90 April 14, 2014
 
10.
To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.
Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.
by Meg Millions October 23, 2006
 
11.
A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.
Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"
by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013
 
12.
God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.
Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.
by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) January 19, 2012
 
13.
A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.
Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL
by Funnyguy 89898 January 14, 2010
 
14.
When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.
"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"
by yanks1194 June 05, 2009