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When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.
Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010
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The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.
Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(
by Believe in Me April 24, 2004
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The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab
Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
by GrizzlyBaritone September 06, 2016
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A Dicknosed Squid whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini bottom annoyed by A Retarted Starfish and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick
Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called
Squidwards Suicide
Patrick: Hey spongebob!
Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want Patrick?
Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward
Spongebob: Great idea!
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'm in the middle of a clarinet Practice!
Spongebob: Oh
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Spongebob: Give me an a buddy!
Squidward: -Plays Clarinet-
Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams-
Spongebob: Squidward-
Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob!
Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that
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Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob!

Annoying Fankid: OMG what is it!?
Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres!
Annoying Fankid: OMFG just tell me!
Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide!
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Annoying Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward
Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit!
Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden
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Squidwardcollege
Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!
Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?
by Writer of none December 21, 2016
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noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!
by ___ the Man February 24, 2007
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What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.
Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward
by krissi d December 08, 2009
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