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1. A squege(r) is a device found in many physical science class rooms that can be filled with water (Or any other liquid) for use as squirting device.

2. To squege someone is the action of squirting someone with a liquid through the squege(r) or through any other squirting device.

3. The liquid, Squege, is generally ejackulatory fluids but, in some cases, it can be any gross fluid.
1. "Can I borrow your squeger?"

2. "I just squeged Shimmy!"

3. "Ewww...There's squege all over your carpet."
Squege by Chrzam October 26, 2004
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semen substance or can also be used in other ways like shiting or pissing.
squege by barry carmicheal September 6, 2003
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A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.
Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!
Squee by Sazzle June 7, 2004
According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!
Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.
Squagel by derka1 May 3, 2011

Squeedily Spooch 

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.
*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.
Squeedily Spooch by ADD Robot October 16, 2009
A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.
Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!
Squeech by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020

Squeeba Dweeb

A "Squeeba Dweeb" is a universal derogatory slang name or "Nick-Name" for a person with a wide variety of traits.

A "Squeeba Dweeb" has been formerly identified as a "Simp".. or "Nerd" or "Trick A** Hoe" of a person.
"Hey Todd.. Look at that "Squeeba Dweeb" over there, buying all that crusty broads drinks, he thinks he's going to get some poontang." or.. "Hey You "Squeeba Dweeb" get away from my car, your studded belt is going to scratch my paint"..