Squeeted 

To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.

DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!

Squeeted by Kyra L July 29, 2008

Squeeted 

When you squeeze so hard you shart.

I squeeted, like Christopher said, then I realized it wasn't just air.

Squeeted by Abbyt93 December 15, 2019

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

freshly squeezed by LonePooper February 4, 2018

squeezed lemon 

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

squeezed lemon by logic001 June 25, 2010

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb

"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"

freshly squeezed by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is 

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021