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Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.
"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."
by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012
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Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better
Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.
by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016
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(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".
*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch
by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014
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The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.
1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.
by Just Todd... November 23, 2006
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n. - a leech, or a bum / vagrant. one who intrudes on others' resources.
v. - to steal (less common)
n. - "who was that squatch at riordan's party last night drinking all the beer?"

v. - "let's squatch that vodka"
by cov January 14, 2009
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a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.
Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!
by Ihatemyselfie March 03, 2017
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A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.

The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
by superwhitey August 10, 2006
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