Adj. A state of mind resulting from smoking too much 'shit' and you are beyond tweakered... Hijacked and not comin' back any timesoon... La la land
He's fuckn bogarted the bubble now he's fkn spunageed taking the washing machine apart thinking he's fixing the damn thing... Tweakers times ten ahahah
2. Scurnage is when someone pratices the art of scurn valve and they haven't quite made it to scurneth level yet. Or are just starting out in scurn valve and have been scurned by their following scurnhards.
dude that guy isn't worth practicing scurnage...ditch him
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!