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While having sex, the penis does not make a clean entry into the vagina and gets bent or flexed. A spulge is usually just an inconvenience not associated with any long lasting discomfort. In rare cases, a spulge can escalate into a Sploink.
our mom was reverse cowboy'n me hard when I had a spulge due to her big round ass slapping up and down with reckless abandon.
Spulge by Airgazim September 3, 2007
Related Words
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L'Spulge 

He who is labelled as "L'Spulge", now identifies as the wretched connotation of the phrase, L'Spulge.
You must be L'Spulge if u think we fuckin'.
L'Spulge by L'Spulge May 2, 2022
Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Grabbed a beer! = Spluge
Spluge by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023
A small bulge protruding from the penile region of a man's pants.
Wow, that is definitely the smallest bulge I've seen in a while. That's obviously a smulge.
Smulge by Hugo500 December 22, 2008

spluge girl 

a female that has a large amount of sex with many various male partners that ejacualte into the females vagina. A super slut.
Man you dont need to mess with that girl Ashley, she is a spluge girl. Your dick will be burning the next morning.
spluge girl by Doctor schmoove W. September 12, 2008
male jizz that has strayed from its intended course.
Tim was pumpin his pickle and spuged all over himslef, completely missing his jizz rag.
spuge by Rob da Dawg April 29, 2003