Spude

A person with no redeaming qualities; a complete and utter waste.

My friend Travis is the biggest spude ever.

by LargeD April 3, 2003

Spude

/spood/

noun

A picture of Spiderman, preferably in the nude. Derives from the word nude.

Bob: "I met this 10/10 last night but she hasn't replied ever since I texted her asking for spudes"
Charles: "That's a damn shame, barely anyone seem to possess them anymore, goddamnit!"

by Pseuderman April 9, 2019

Spude

An awesome nickname only the good and the best people have

Jack: Hi, Spude!
John aka Spude: Hi Jack

by Spude February 18, 2020

Spuding it

the millitary position when a girl just lays there putting no effort in,
extremly selfish way of having sex
or when a person is not doing there job properly and just stands around and waits for the other person to do the work.

"that tania was Spuding it last nite i cud of slapped her, lazy bitch"
"chicky was standing around Spuding it stupid road cone"

by Samantha Vikki Chard May 24, 2006