8 definitions by Wtf even is a username??!
the dead on definition of junior grimes (J. Grimes) “June wick”, “junifer” etc
He/she is a corrupt and menacing individual who’s able to slip by undetected as their crimes destroy people and terrorize society,
The immoral J grimes
The infamous J grimes
The illicit J Grimes
There’s not enough words to describe junior but immoral is most definitely one of them
Vicious, malevolent, deadly, chaotic, evil, beautiful yet deceptive, etc
Immoral means J grimes
He/she is a corrupt and menacing individual who’s able to slip by undetected as their crimes destroy people and terrorize society,
The immoral J grimes
The infamous J grimes
The illicit J Grimes
There’s not enough words to describe junior but immoral is most definitely one of them
Vicious, malevolent, deadly, chaotic, evil, beautiful yet deceptive, etc
Immoral means J grimes
Example:
Junior grimes is immoral and his actions contradict his words yet they don’t because like he said before “I am everything and none of it at the same time for I can be whatever you want me to be”
J Grimes is immoral
Immoral is j grimes
Junior grimes is immoral and his actions contradict his words yet they don’t because like he said before “I am everything and none of it at the same time for I can be whatever you want me to be”
J Grimes is immoral
Immoral is j grimes
by Wtf even is a username??! December 30, 2022
a stalker and deadly individual that preys on your weaknesses and anonymously invites you to your doom.
Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Rumored to be an E boy or fuckboi
Stay away from Mistah J, he’s irresistible but toxic and can seduce your girl
Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature
Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
Mistah J is the reason that new app “spoon” has a block feature
Mistah J is synonymous with mysterious yet for all the wrong reasons
by Wtf even is a username??! December 28, 2022
daughter of junior (j grimes)
Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”
a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.
junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔
His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.
Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw
Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”
a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.
junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔
His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.
Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw
Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.
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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!
Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?
Poachy: bok bok bok
Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!
Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?
Poachy: bok bok bok
Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
by Wtf even is a username??! December 1, 2021
Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
by Wtf even is a username??! March 1, 2022
Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.
Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.
Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)
Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)
Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.
Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.
Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)
Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)
Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.
Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first
King junior: oh, so order them!
Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*
King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?
Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet
King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP
willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?
King junior: enough! Tickle my feet
Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!
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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
King junior: oh, so order them!
Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*
King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?
Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet
King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP
willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?
King junior: enough! Tickle my feet
Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!
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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally
by Wtf even is a username??! December 3, 2021
Don’t fall for junifer, he’s a trickster in disguise
Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross
Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players
Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
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Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium
Girl 2: girl dump him
Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer
Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag
“Junifer defined”
Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross
Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players
Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
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Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium
Girl 2: girl dump him
Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer
Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag
“Junifer defined”
by Wtf even is a username??! March 1, 2022
Don’t fall for junifer, he’s a trickster in disguise
Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross
Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players
Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
___
Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium
Girl 2: girl dump him
Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer
Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag
Ugh, just cause he’s gorgeous doesn’t mean hes a good man, junifer is a dog, gross
Omg those boys such a carbon copy of Junifer, I hate players
Junifer is the blueprint for fuckboism
___
Girl 1: I went through my mans phone and he’s subscribed to atleast 100 different porn sites and even subbed to Snapchat premium
Girl 2: girl dump him
Girl 1: omg yes, I swear all these boys are just the next junifer
Girl 2: yes but junifer’s the gold standard even if he is a douchebag
by Wtf even is a username??! March 1, 2022