Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.
"Holy shit that spruce bug just dive bombed me from that tree and ripped a chunk out of my arm.... FUCK!!!!"
by bytesmasher July 28, 2008
by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021
A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
by yorg October 16, 2015
Other names: pinot pee no , sawyer beetle, those fucking black flying bastards
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)
Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)
Proper name :Monochamus spp. (Cerambycidae)
Mostly feed on pine, spruce, balsam fir ans especially like big fucking chunks of human flesh. Virtually indestructable with a Kevlar-like shell that can only be crushed with a sledge hammer (note: don't try to kill them while their on you)
by The Laughing Lumberjack February 11, 2010
A delicious but unfortunately commercially-extremely-difficult-to-get beverage. It seems the only way to buy spruce beer in the United States is to spend a few days in Canada and then try to bring it back with you over the border. The Customs police may confiscate your spruce beer if they feel it's a proprietary product that violates trade rules, or they may think it's an explosive! Spruce beer has a cooling, refreshing piney and citrusy taste all at once. It's possible to make your own spruce beer, but black spruce only growns in the northernmost states in the US.
by pentozali May 7, 2009
the quick makeup and hair touch ups in the work bathroom on fridays before going to happy hour right from work.
by Resse Gabriel June 15, 2007
by Jeeordan January 5, 2007