Spruce

To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.

Made up on an army camp in april 2005

1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

by Whitgift Lower 5th 2006 March 17, 2006

Spruce

A common thing for Finnish people to burn for fire, Russians, slav ethic groups, and other nords may also do this. On rare occasion, a dumb american fuck can also burn it because they once heard this.

''Did you make the SPRUCE?'' -Nordic Nomadic Leader ''Yes, the spruce was collected and the ritual has been done''-Nomadic follower

by A hypocrite October 9, 2018

Spruce

A highly forceful ejaculation, typically into, around, beneath or above a vagina.

After six minutes I spruced so hard that I blacked out and bit my tongue off.

by MrMan2000 June 16, 2019

Spruce

Word to describe a house or more specifically weedhouse.
(AUSTRALIAN)

"Let's go back to the Spruce."
"Let's blow this Spruce."
"Who's at the Spruce?"
"....the Spruce should be on."

by Diego June 23, 2003

Spruce

another word meaning to fuck

im about to spruce with that chick

by dasfas12345 February 18, 2010

Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 15, 2004

Spruce

The act of finessing.

"You see me stain that red bull at the gas station?" " Yeah G that was an easy spruce huh?"

by Dr.Cheeto November 28, 2017