Sproates

A gentlemans testicles (genitalia), particuarly those of the large round hairy variety.

"...I never saw it coming, the guy came from nowhere and in a flash, before I had any time to react, he booted me right in the fuckin sproates..."

by Juan Julio July 4, 2008

sproat

Adjective for garbage, funk, undesirable, or something otherwise gross.

The locker room was most sproat today following practice.

by allroadsleadtosproat November 12, 2019

Sproat

The definition of ill, the epitome of greatness, something or someone remarkable

That one handed touchdown catch was sproat.

Nelson Mandela is sproat.

by Leaky Leak November 4, 2004

Sproat

VERB:
to mathematically rape

NOUN:
is pronounced (as an amalgamy of the two dicspilines)

"Sprape"

but is spelt 'sproat' as in the verb.

VERB:
"My math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"Lame, dude. You got totally sproated"

NOUN:
"my math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"lame, dude. what a sproat (pronounced 'sprape')"

by thegoodthebadandthesproated December 17, 2008

Sproat&Kos

The act of being stuck in mud up to your axles at night on a muddy spring road.

I drove my car along a dirt road and soon found myself in a Sproat&Kos situation.

by seaframc March 9, 2021