1 definition by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix
A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.
Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"
Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."
Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."
by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 22, 2007