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Springsteen 

When you grow facial hair that's not quite a beard, but not quite stubble. Personified by Jersey's Hero Bruce Springsteen and imitated by Singer Songwriter's World Wide.

Can also be used as a verb (Sprinsteening) when someone is in the phase between beard and stubble.
Hipster in Austin Texas - Dude, you're totally Springsteening your way into being a Beard Rocker.

Lonesome Folk Guitar Player - Yeah, I've been trimming my Springsteen down in the hopes of achieving more indie cred.
Springsteen by Johnny Sarkis April 1, 2007
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springsteen 

A sexual act wherein one party slides across a slick surface into sexual congress with the other.
After watching the Superbowl Halftime Show, Timmy waxed up the kitchen floor and Springsteened Susan all night long.
springsteen by inhetet February 1, 2009

springsteen 

(noun): a term used to describe the visible outline of male genitalia in excessively tight jeans. Often perpetrated by hipsters, emo's and other such fashion forward individuals.
"Check out the springsteen on that asshat. He def had a bar mitzvah."
springsteen by jerseygirl740 February 10, 2009

Springsteen 

To place one's crotch in close proximity to another person's face. As Bruce Springsteen did to a cameraman and the world during the Super Bowl XLIII half-time show.
My boss just Springsteened me! He spent the entire meeting standing directly in front of me. For the entire meeting all I could see was his crotch!
Springsteen by RJB1 February 2, 2009

springsteen 

average highschool boy: if she breathe, she a thot
springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
springsteen by ur fav thot April 22, 2019

springsteen 

"can i borrow a springsteen?"
"no, you can't."

Springsteen Split 

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"
Springsteen Split by djslut September 28, 2005